By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his Sixth day of
working overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so
much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her?" "She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that
can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart,
and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of
hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's
the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"
"And that's just on the standard model?" The Angel asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement. "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the
closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she
already knows. Another pair in the back of her head are to see what she
needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are
here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and
saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a
single word."
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait
until tomorrow to finish."
"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can
get a nine year old to stand in the shower."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
no idea what she can endure or accomplish."